i used to name the moves i saw at the goth club. When i was attending a really popular one was…

madfishmonger : nudityandnerdery : lilyblisslys : lilyblisslys : the main trick to dancing at a goth club is: 1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard 2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells 3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy. 4.…