# /lying (news sources) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 1 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover /lying. Page: Feed: --- ## [OKAY I AM DELETING EVERY POST ABOUT THE SITUATION AND FLEEING THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT WEE…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825690531824828416) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ OKAY I AM DELETING EVERY POST ABOUT THE SITUATION AND FLEEING THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT WEE WHILE. this level of cortisol feels like it's starting to destroy me and I'm noticing that every little thing I do on this site is textbook ocd compulsion nightmare bullshit (combing through every blog before I even like a post, repeatedly refreshing my notifs and beelining towards comments that… ## [we have to find the pied piper of hamelin and beg him to use his gay little flute to send rats to…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825688798356815872) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : I'VE DONE IT I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP EVERYONE FROM BEING UPSET BY THIS WEBSITE we have to find the pied piper of hamelin and beg him to use his gay little flute to send rats to chew through every wire in the tumblr web servers it's the only way we can be happy ## [I’VE DONE IT I’VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP EVERYONE FROM BEING UPSET BY THIS WEBSITE](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825688779057725440) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ I'VE DONE IT I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP EVERYONE FROM BEING UPSET BY THIS WEBSITE ## [flipping through my wizard tome muttering furiously trying to find a transfiguration spell that will…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825684915606700032) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : if I could be an oyster for just one day all my problems would be fixed I think. it'd really put things into perspective I'd come back a changed mammal flipping through my wizard tome muttering furiously trying to find a transfiguration spell that will transfigurate me into one of these fucking things and solve all my problems immediately and forever ## [if I could be an oyster for just one day all my problems would be fixed I think. it’d really put…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825684575594414080) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ if I could be an oyster for just one day all my problems would be fixed I think. it'd really put things into perspective I'd come back a changed mammal ## [hi anon thanks for the heads up!](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825638479453093888) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ hi anon thanks for the heads up! ## [in case u didn’t hear someone sent an anon to pansyfemme saying youre a transmisogynist jsyk](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825632945216864256) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ what????? what???????? I adore trans women I would do fucking ANYTHING for them!!!!! I'm always trying my best to listen and be as firm of a transfeminist as I possibly can???? a while back I was confused about some aspects of transfeminism but I understand now!!!! this is a nightmare I'm terrified of people thinking I'm a bigot when the transfems in my life mean the whole world to me what is… ## [Pleeps exploration and reference at the same time (figured to finish this since Art Fight and all)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825632058315505664) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ shpepyao : Pleeps exploration and reference at the same time (figured to finish this since Art Fight and all) Keep reading ## [I GOT DISTRACTED WHILE TRYING TO CHILL OUT. here they are!!!! they’re entirely sapient and inspired…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825631900070723584) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : okauy the REAL reason I opened tumblr was to tell you all about a new speculative biology beastie I'm working on while I catch up on uni lectures because I'm delighted by them so far and I'm really excited to show you all. I was thinking about that post I made last night about coral being a person and got Big Ideas….. I GOT DISTRACTED WHILE TRYING TO CHILL OUT. here they are!!!! they're… ## [\*rising up from loosely packed grave soil\* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825629994035412992) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ omniscient-sims : \*rising up from loosely packed grave soil\* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time ## [Sync Bookmarks Everywhere (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/N1KhJNroxL1M) _2026-08-22 · **Sponsored**_ Two-way sync keeps folders and toolbar intact across Chrome, Firefox, and Safari. ## [keep calm and flutter on](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825628646718996480) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ insanefurbag : pathosal : keep calm and flutter on @snoozysniff @cody-welsh ## [I’m feeling weird let’s play a game called UNFOLLOW 500 PEOPLE FOR NO REASON](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825627462766641152) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : I'm feeling weird let's play a game called UNFOLLOW 500 PEOPLE FOR NO REASON I will unfollow YOU I will unfollow a NEWBORN BABY I will unfollow THE POPE I will unfollow A KINDNESS FAIRY I will unfollow a DOG you'd be amazed at how good my mental health is after 7 years of figuring out what works that doesn't involve chewing my leg off like a fox in a trap ## [having a bad time again and I wrote a song about a bird who’s an asshole and now I feel better. the…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825626005512339456) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : really funny to notice the habits I fall into when I'm frustrated. argument so annoying I sat down and filed all my nails into razor sharp points for no reason at all one time I got upset and had to just jump on my bed on all fours for a few minutes until I was too dizzy to care. rational and proportionate response less funny but just as cartoonish: once when I was… ## [it has always been a dream of mine to relax](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825625673313976320) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ 64mpg : 64mpg : it has always been a dream of mine to relax it’s just not possible ## [OKAY if I check my notifs again I fear my head will explode. I’m going to ride my bike into the sea…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825621313197654016) _2026-08-22 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ OKAY if I check my notifs again I fear my head will explode. I'm going to ride my bike into the sea (remembners I am a land dwelling mammal) near the sea. love you all and thank you for the kind words. I am OKAY I'm not shaking anymore I don't feel as nauseous and I have cool art to share in a bit. be back later! ## [recent happenings in my world](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825563645409968128) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ silkwhim : recent happenings in my world ## [im not ever going to had kids for a long number of reasons but i think the biggest one is that i…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825559631830138880) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ silkwhim : im not ever going to had kids for a long number of reasons but i think the biggest one is that i would name them something stupid like Apple ## [(untitled)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825556779568136192) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ silkwhim : ## [\
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They hate to see a thick thigh gal coming…. My power is just too strong](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825555373758021632) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ thick thighed gals 🤝🏻 thick thighed guys.... IT'S A STRUGGLE!!! but an awesome struggle. used to dislike the way my thigh muscles looked in pants but now I like it. smiles. fulgrims-big-naturals : thats such a goob thing to be insecure about "dangit, i have how my huge muscles are visible through my pants" in many ways I goob my way through life ## [I know I am always saying this but hi transfems you make the world go round thank you for being in…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825555261830905856) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ I know I am always saying this but hi transfems you make the world go round thank you for being in my life and I am by your side forever ## [everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we’re all…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825554977884897280) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ kiisaes : everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy ## [I am THE latest and greatest when it comes to Life. you are too! billions of years of Things Being…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825554475634868224) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : 11pm has hit so I am thinking BIG THOUGHTS that make me laugh and feel very very very scared but also strangely comforted and happy I am THE latest and greatest when it comes to Life. you are too! billions of years of Things Being Alive and ALL of it has somehow led up to me. I'm not the ultimate lifeform! evolution doesn't work that way! but I am the product of uncountable lifetimes of… ## [11pm has hit so I am thinking BIG THOUGHTS that make me laugh and feel very very very scared but…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825554193226104832) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ 11pm has hit so I am thinking BIG THOUGHTS that make me laugh and feel very very very scared but also strangely comforted and happy ## [so when i got my e-bike it couldn’t be delivered to me for some reason it got stuck at a random…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825544468552925184) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ wizardarchetypes : so when i got my e-bike it couldn't be delivered to me for some reason it got stuck at a random package warehouse 90% of the way on its route to me. so i had to go on this arduous, like genuinely awful journey to get it that took like 8 hours by bus in the end. anyway then i got it and the bus driver was like "you cant bring a package that big on the bus" and i was like SO fair… ## [Are you gonna link your collective blog in your pinned post? I’m not sure if I’m blind or what but I can’t seem to find it](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825534602540154880) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ haven't added it yet!! I will eventually \[: when I get it properly set up for anyone out of the loop, I started a comic blog! @crewcomics (it's VERY fresh. but there WILL be more. if I can I'll get another comic up today... very sick !) ## [Hallo i have come to ask if you have wētā where you live. And if you have encountered wētā. Ok thank you bye](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825531747573825536) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ yeas. smiles. I hear them at night when I'm out in the bush. they sound scratchy and very very loud and occasionally I'll encounter them out and about... found one on a pair of roller skates once ## [Rip crab bussy. You’re experiencing cycling thigh. Something I learned just happens. its mostly muscle btw And yes thats off personal experience](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825530346801119232) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ not rip. I'm so alive my muscles are huge and sexy my legs are incredible my pants are tight and I will live forever ## [anyway. all thighs are good thighs because they are a part of you and you are good and being alive…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825526749478731776) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : searched "thigh fat versus thigh muscle" because I was curious about my fat/muscle distribution (I'm a cyclist who also retains fat pretty easily) and every SINGLE image was "how to get rid of thigh fat" and every SINGLE person shown was a woman. misogyny makes me want to tear the doors off parked cars with my teeth this is FUCKED. anyway. all thighs are good thighs because they are a… ## [Transcript-Driven Stock Discovery (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/lk5tqOT8Fjba) _2026-08-21 · **Sponsored**_ Ranked, evidence-backed watchlists from indexed executive transcripts for 1–2 quarter horizons ## [searched “thigh fat versus thigh muscle” because I was curious about my fat/muscle distribution (I’m…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825526648924438528) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ searched "thigh fat versus thigh muscle" because I was curious about my fat/muscle distribution (I'm a cyclist who also retains fat pretty easily) and every SINGLE image was "how to get rid of thigh fat" and every SINGLE person shown was a woman. misogyny makes me want to tear the doors off parked cars with my teeth this is FUCKED. ## [wizardussy](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825523611353956352) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ let out the most embarrassingly wistful sigh. what's my problem ## [(untitled)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825519328336199680) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ dogpuppy : ## [ok but wizards or unicorns & horses & pegasi & sphinxes to be clear wizards versus that whole collective group hehheheh](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825518795610275840) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ YOU ARE ASKING IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS. second group.... I can't say goodbye to unicorns and sphinxes ## [Important: crab or wizard? If you needed to choose one](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825518484418068480) _2026-08-21 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ wizard . zero hesitation. can I be so honest with you I don't even like crabs that much ## [the humble peppered cory……..](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825456904343060480) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ cyanocoraxx : the humble peppered cory…….. ## [(untitled)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825456582427017216) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NOT GOOD ## [I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NOT GOOD](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825456554414374912) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NOT GOOD ## [Blellow (again)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825456511361990656) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ deeiondrews : Blellow (again) ## [would you believe that The Character and The Mop are one and the same. they’re all I ever post about…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825456441721831424) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ the-violet-tactician : Excellent introduction to you @crabussy would you believe that The Character and The Mop are one and the same. they’re all I ever post about ## [hi i just needed you to kno i was lowkey judging u (in a whatever floats ur boat but why that kinda of way, ykno) abt liking rhubarb then i saw ur post abt rhubarb on cornflakes and i starting picturing it and realised i was thinking \*radish\*. which no judgment if u want that on ur cornflakes w honey and yogurt but why. anyway i hope u enjoy ur rhubarb brb gonna google rhubarb](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825455612970287104) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ well now I’m judging YOU for getting your veggies in a twist ## [oh. hi simon whatcha up to](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825455486040227840) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ beastwhimsy : oh. hi simon whatcha up to ## [that’s a lie I need to be the rocks in a rock tumbler](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825441059249209344) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : I need to be a busted vintage lighter that gets fully taken apart and cleaned and repaired to full function I need to be a horse getting my hooves trimmed and refitted with shiny new horseshoes by a farrier I need to be woody from the toy restoration scene actually I think I just need a paracetamol and a shower and a good nights sleep that’s a lie I need… ## [actually I think I just need a paracetamol and a shower and a good nights sleep](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825440993853702144) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : I need to be a busted vintage lighter that gets fully taken apart and cleaned and repaired to full function I need to be a horse getting my hooves trimmed and refitted with shiny new horseshoes by a farrier I need to be woody from the toy restoration scene actually I think I just need a paracetamol and a shower and a good nights sleep ## [I need to be woody from the toy restoration scene](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825440927148572672) _2026-08-20 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : I need to be a busted vintage lighter that gets fully taken apart and cleaned and repaired to full function I need to be a horse getting my hooves trimmed and refitted with shiny new horseshoes by a farrier I need to be woody from the toy restoration scene ## [Have you read the Locked Tomb books?? Everythimg you say on this website makes me think you’d love them (mostly the third one actually but the first two are incredible aswell)](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825373201653727232) _2026-08-19 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ HAVE READ. DID LOVE. I enjoy recommending them to people I would like to hurt emotionally (e.g. my friends whom I love) ## [HOUSE.](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825373065115484160) _2026-08-19 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : crabussy : every day something Happens to me this is not about work stress or interpersonal struggles it is about finding the SEWING NEEDLE I WAS MISSING. in my BLANKET. threaded into my blanket. how did it get there. it had to have travelled ACROSS THE MOUSE and somehow gotten woven into the blanket. truly not even the most enigmatic of life's mysteries. there might be… ## [.](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825373045349892096) _2026-08-19 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : crabussy : every day something Happens to me this is not about work stress or interpersonal struggles it is about finding the SEWING NEEDLE I WAS MISSING. in my BLANKET. threaded into my blanket. how did it get there. it had to have travelled ACROSS THE MOUSE and somehow gotten woven into the blanket. truly not even the most enigmatic of life's mysteries. there might be aliens or some… ## [this is not about work stress or interpersonal struggles it is about finding the SEWING NEEDLE I WAS…](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825373005238681600) _2026-08-19 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ crabussy : every day something Happens to me this is not about work stress or interpersonal struggles it is about finding the SEWING NEEDLE I WAS MISSING. in my BLANKET. threaded into my blanket. how did it get there. it had to have travelled ACROSS THE MOUSE and somehow gotten woven into the blanket. truly not even the most enigmatic of life's mysteries. there might be aliens or some other… ## [every day something Happens to me](https://crabussy.tumblr.com/post/825372931320381440) _2026-08-19 · ✧ WIZARD LIKER FROM AOTEAROA ✧_ every day something Happens to me