flipping through my wizard tome muttering furiously trying to find a transfiguration spell that will…

crabussy : if I could be an oyster for just one day all my problems would be fixed I think. it'd really put things into perspective I'd come back a changed mammal flipping through my wizard tome muttering furiously trying to find a transfiguration spell that will transfigurate me into one of these fucking things and solve all my problems immediately and forever