We Got Mahom-ed

No roaring today, friends. For we have been laid low by a resurgent Queefs squad, whose demise was exaggerated. Mahomes was Mahomes. Bro can play QB. Our fucked up secondary, featuring guys we have never seen before, had no chance. The Roar offense got off to a strong start but then bogged down. Sun God dropped a pass! I repeat, Sun God dropped a pass. We couldn't believe it. HE couldn't believe…