A University of Which the Football Team Could Be Proud

I thought the expression "a university the football team can be proud of" came from the Marx Brothers' movie Horsefeathers. I was wrong. The expression (which I didn't get quite right) did not come from screenwriters at a studio, but from a university president in a state senate hearing. ESPN gives a concise account: Movies are not real life, although they might have been in February 1951.…