CU GOSSIP GIRL: SIMPS, SOULMATES & STAFF MEMBERS

By: CU Gossip Girl XOXO, babes… your favorite walking red flag with Wi-Fi is baaaaack. OMG, did y’all miss me? Because campus has been serving more drama than a Starbucks barista during pumpkin spice season. I’ve been gone for, like, five minutes, and somehow the rumor mill turned into a Formula 1 pit crew. The scandals? Absolutely feral. The group chats? Looking like the Hunger Games with emojis.…