How to write a short story in five sentences

Like most people who studied English Literature in college, I've fantasized about writing a novel one day. Over time that goal has, let's say, slimmed responsibly to fit its britches. These days I'm more interested in short stories, but in many ways the genre is just as challenging as its bigger-boned cousin. For one, in a short story you can't hide behind flowery descriptions forever. Linger too…