Snooki & Joey SPILL SECRETS, call out Gucci bag rumors & REACT to MESSY listener calls

Crusaders! Summer is officially OVER! We're closing out the sweaty season with a full recovery for Snooki and, exciting news besties, her first drink in weeks! Round of applause for making it through surgery and your dry season, Snooki. Meanwhile, Joey's had the worst summer of his life and if you thought he was being dramatic, he's ready to spill his secret that will even devastate Snooki. We're…