There is a conspiracy against me and Lisp

It was night. I had fired up Emacs and was about to write some Common Lisp code to add new features to the msim code. I wanted to add detective and doctor roles. But before I write any code, a big BOOM came. They are using new kind of missles now? It was like a frightening earthquake. Then the second explosion came. Me parents ran into yard. I shortly joined them. When we made sure there…