The IKEA Marathon

[Do lingonberries make good race fuel?] If running an entire marathon in an IKEA sounds like a good time to you, I regret to inform you that this weird event in Croyden, England has already filled its 80 open slots. For those who managed to get in to the December race, there will be no spectators, and the finisher medals will require assembly, but at least the aid station may have Swedish…