“Meanwhile It Rains for Two Weeks and the Heat Never Breaks” by Morgan Parker

Sometimes I text my friends I’m crying and they reply lol . It’s not their fault. My lack of tact and legibility is divined. On Wednesday I resolve to be friendlier with myself, more encouraging. Thursday I call myself a stupid cunt before breakfast. It’s almost funny how much I’m actually crying. It’s kind of funny how I know exactly what Gordon Ramsay is like when his kids don’t clean their…