Let's put more words to paper about an unlocalized Vita galge in English than anyone else on the entire Internet

This post originally ran on Cohost on 2023/2/21 and is being reuploaded here for future posterity. The content has been lightly edited for enhanced readability. You'd think that after recently obtaining some vintage, bona fide bangers like MGS1 and Ex-Ranza, both in Japanese, I'd be feasting on classic games right about now as my retro setup nears completion for the foreseeable future. You…