I don’t know what it’s like to be a human person but I DO know what it’s like to play the Nintendo…

I don&rsquo;t know what it&rsquo;s like to be a human person but I DO know what it&rsquo;s like to play the Nintendo Land mini game &ldquo;The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest&rdquo; while someone touches me lovingly in various sensitive areas in an attempt to get me to lose. So it&rsquo;s kind of a tradeoff