World Secrets: A Report on the Subjectivity of Backdrops

Ducks were never floating on the surface — those selfie-stick telescoping legs of theirs are braced hard against the riverbed, practising a posture known as dignity. Chickens, meanwhile, have already seen through the whole business of going into water: nothing but surrendering the patent, giving up that last telescoping to a bowl of vermicelli soup. A mature thought knows to spin whole, like a…