Self-hosted Umami analytics on Azure Container Apps

For the last 2-3 years I have been using Umami.is to track the tiny bit of website analytics I am interested in. It has served me well, it's nice and easy, and I do like that it only collects anonymous information (as in: doesn't track client IPs), but after I moved all the images in the Photography section to its own website the limitations of the free tier was a bit frustrating. I don't need…