Hello from Chicago: Instacart #5 and a Wig Named Gang

We're in Chicago for the LADYHANG and everything that could go wrong has: 745 boxes of craft supplies hauled up by a bellman named Ryan, an Instacart driver named Gang, five separate Instacart orders including two rounds of tampons, black tape that turned out to be dental floss, and a keychain assembly line powered entirely by Keltie's eyebrow scissors. Jac's parents remain our unpaid interns of a…