If They, Would You?

If the book I&rsquo;ve been eyeing is unexploded ordnance, and if Peter and I are doing tequila shots at Flaming Saddles, and if Kaylee from work tells me that my openness makes her feel safe, and if I remember watching Almod&oacute;var that Easter with Bob O, and if I&rsquo;m working the golf fundraiser in rainbow nails, and if the gay cousins outnumber the straight ones, and if everyone in Ptown…