Can I Get You a Seltzer or Anything?

I saw a bus run over a man in Chicago. First, the bus jumped the curb. Then the bus squished the man. I remember blood squirted out of the man from a few different places. Then the bus driver stopped the bus. He got out of the bus and looked around at the blood. He seemed confused that there was so much blood. He looked at the blood pooling on the sidewalk and dripping down the curb into the…