WSDOT Opens Single Occupancy Lanes for Cybertrucks

Dangerously single male Cybertruck drivers now have their own single-occupancy “X Lanes” to quickly connect them from their solitary tech-bro jobs to their empty condos without almost crashing into and killing anyone. “I usually blast through an exit lane or shoulder on 405 to cut traffic and get to my Bravern condo,” said self-proclaimed incel […]