Zuckerberg Superyacht Ignores Distress Call from Boat That Saw Naked, Sunblock-Slathered Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg’s superyacht once again this week ignored a distress call from a nearby boat calling to report potentially permanent blindness of everyone aboard after seeing the Facebook founder in all his sunblock-slathered glory. “We assumed they were only radioing us to tell us how amazed they are that both Zuck’s superyacht and dong are […]