Four years of unforgettable memories: a list

Me: Hi, I'm just letting you know that my parents are staying here one more day, so I'm gonna stay with them in their hotel tonight. My first-year RA: Sounds good! Also, you didn't need to tell me this. "Sorry, we told everyone they needed to bring their own calculator. We don't have extras," the TA said to the guy sitting next to me. Luckily, I brought two. Proud of how prepared I was for my…