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Page: Feed: --- ## [This Odyssey Press Photoshoot Still Haunts Me in My Sleep](https://www.jezebel.com/this-odyssey-press-photoshoot-still-haunts-me-in-my-sleep) _2026-08-22 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ Tell me this isn't the face of someone who's been condemned to the fate of eternal suffering. ## [Darth Vader Attends City Council Meeting to Praise Flock Cameras: “Surveil the Rebel Scum”](https://www.jezebel.com/darth-vader-flock-cameras-city-council-meeting-satire-surveillance-destroying-cameras-legal-charges-arrests) _2026-08-22 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ The Dark Lord of the Sith also wants more money for cops and stormtroopers, but mostly Darth Vader just really loves Flock. ## [New Project 2025 L Just Dropped: The Admin’s Sending Wild Horses Off to Die](https://www.jezebel.com/new-project-2025-l-just-dropped-the-admins-sending-wild-horses-off-to-die) _2026-08-22 · Mabel Kabani · Jezebel_ America's federally protected wild horses are not supposed to be slaughtered-but the government's found a cruel and expensive loophole. ## ['Thank You for Being My Guardian and Protector in This Life' and 9 Other Unhinged Pull Quotes From Aide Natalie Harp’s Letters to Trump](https://www.jezebel.com/thank-you-for-being-my-guardian-and-protector-in-this-life-and-9-other-unhinged-pull-quotes-from-aide-natalie-harps-letters-to-trump) _2026-08-21 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ "You are all that matters to me," Harp wrote. ## [Trump Just Pissed Off All His MAGA Ranchers with a Flood of Cheap, Foreign Beef](https://www.jezebel.com/trump-beef-prices-tariffs-executive-order-foreign-meat-us-ranchers-farmers-betrayal-screwworm-herd-size) _2026-08-21 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ If there's one thing our President loves, it's a quick, temporary fix for a problem (like the shrinking beef herd) that is much bigger. ## [How Hayden Panettiere’s Death Led to a Neutrogena Boycott](https://www.jezebel.com/how-hayden-panettieres-death-led-to-a-neutrogena-boycott) _2026-08-21 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ "We understand that we made her feel very unsupported during a very difficult time," Neutrogena said in a statement. ## [A Bunch of Race Cars, Going 180 MPH on D.C. City Streets Next to Historical Landmarks. What Could Go Wrong?](https://www.jezebel.com/indycar-dc-freedom-250-grand-prix-dangers-damage-route-museums-art-spectators-trump-food) _2026-08-21 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ Is it a good sign that the National Gallery of Art has already "braced some of its most fragile works" for this IndyCar event? ## [Bizarre Historical Conspiracy Theories Know no Language](https://www.jezebel.com/chinese-conspiracy-theory-tang-dynasty-300-years-government-response-censorship-influencers-qiao-yu) _2026-08-21 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ Chinese social media suddenly thinks 300 years of the country's history didn't happen, reminding us the allure of conspiracy is universal. ## [The Ultimate Divorce Accessory? Margaret Qualley’s Chanel Barefoot Sandals](https://www.jezebel.com/the-ultimate-divorce-accessory-margaret-qualleys-chanel-barefoot-sandals) _2026-08-21 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ These are the toes of a free woman. ## [Texas’ Maternal Mortality Task Force Won’t Review Deaths From First Two Years After Dobbs](https://www.jezebel.com/texas-maternal-mortality-task-force-wont-review-deaths-from-first-two-years-after-dobbs) _2026-08-21 · Danielle Han · Jezebel_ "Republicans' push to stop collecting information and investigating maternal deaths is grossly negligent and will worsen this country's maternal health care crisis." ## [Snapshot Showdown on Google Play (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/TZBnto5gKZZo) _2026-08-21 · **Sponsored**_ Available on Google Play for Android devices. ## [DHS Lawyer Achieves Rare Bipartisan Win By Uniting 100+ Lawyers and Judges Against Him](https://www.jezebel.com/dhs-lawyer-achieves-rare-bipartisan-win-by-uniting-100-lawyers-and-judges-against-him) _2026-08-21 · Danielle Han · Jezebel_ Last month, in a career-suicide-shaped attempt to be edgy and Trumpy, DHS lawyer James Percival tweeted a "Worst of the Worst, District Judge Edition" thread. ## [You’ve Heard of #RushTok—Now Get Ready for #FratCocaineRing](https://www.jezebel.com/youve-heard-of-rushtok-now-get-ready-for-fratcocainering) _2026-08-20 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ Some fraternities, like the Sigma Chi and Delta Epsilon chapters at Penn State, have to fundraise the old-fashioned way: by drug trafficking. ## [Next-Gen mRNA Vaccines Are Revolutionizing Medicine. Will MAGA/MAHA Choose to Be Left Behind?](https://www.jezebel.com/new-mrna-vaccines-melanoma-skin-cancer-flu-covid-fda-approval-rfk-jr-advisory-committee) _2026-08-20 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ New mRNA vaccines and studies are demonstrating a flood of medical breakthroughs. But how much will the federal government stand in the way? ## [The Brooks Nader School of Performance Art](https://www.jezebel.com/the-brooks-nader-school-of-performance-art) _2026-08-20 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ Lesson 1: Have a "viral topless moment." Lesson 2: Use your "viral topless moment" to harness the power of the news and media. ## [Actually, Ellen—Dakota Johnson and Role Model Broke Up ‘a While Ago’](https://www.jezebel.com/actually-ellen-dakota-johnson-and-role-model-broke-up-a-while-ago) _2026-08-20 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ Good news for anyone who would still like to be his "Sally." ## [The Prodigal Duke and Duchess Return](https://www.jezebel.com/meghan-harry-move-back-to-uk-sussexes-england) _2026-08-20 · Nora Biette-Timmons · Jezebel_ Six and a half years after leaving the UK and their royal duties, Meghan and Harry are moving back and enrolling their kids in British schools. ## [Turns Out Pete Hegseth Isn’t Ruining the Pentagon All on His Own—He’s Getting His Wife to Help, Too](https://www.jezebel.com/turns-out-pete-hegseth-isnt-ruining-the-pentagon-all-on-his-own-hes-getting-his-wife-to-help-too) _2026-08-20 · Danielle Han · Jezebel_ On Wednesday, the New York Times published the ways Jennifer Hegseth's been playing an apparent role in her husband's Defense Department. ## [Ex-NBA Charlatans Are Lining Up to Dunk on Their Trans Straw Man](https://www.jezebel.com/ex-nba-players-declaring-wnba-draft-trans-publicity-stunt-royce-white-enes-kanter-freedom-sophie-cunningham-league-statement) _2026-08-20 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ Hey look everybody, a guy who never scored a single point in the NBA thinks he could totally dominate the WNBA! ## [This Lawsuit Has Everything, Including a “Cup of Urine” to the Face](https://www.jezebel.com/portland-burglar-lawsuit-urine-cup-shooting-james-grant-kenneth-voyles-jury-verdict-10-million) _2026-08-19 · Jim Vorel · Jezebel_ A burglar in Portland argued that a business owner (who threw a cup of urine at him) took things too far by also shooting him three times. ## [What Happens at Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Private, Off-the-Record Al Fresco’ Dinner Party With Sam Altman…](https://www.jezebel.com/what-happens-at-gwyneth-paltrows-private-off-the-record-al-fresco-dinner-party-with-sam-altman) _2026-08-19 · Claire Guinan · Jezebel_ …stays at Gwyneth Paltrow's private, off-the-record al fresco dinner party with Sam Altman. ## [One platform, from silicon to agent (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/eCRS8aoZbHqH) _2026-08-19 · **Sponsored**_ Serverless inference plus Inference Router to optimize cost and latency at scale. ## [The More We Know About Trump’s Devoted 35-Year-Old Aide, the Worse it Gets](https://www.jezebel.com/the-more-we-know-about-trumps-devoted-35-year-old-aide-the-worse-it-gets) _2026-08-19 · Danielle Han · Jezebel_ Looks like Sen. Jon Ossoff really blasted the hornet's nest with this one, daring to mention Trump's close relationship with Natalie Harp.