Scammer’s Prayer

Bless the cheaters; bless the scammers; bless the frauds down on their luck. Bless the thieves and all flim-flammers: We’re just trying to make a buck. Bless the con-men and the takers: Give and gladly we’ll receive. Bless the blusterers and fakers: Grant us, maybe, a reprieve. We are charlatans and shysters taking you for all you’re worth, wise as serpents.