Elon Musk's Diary: Saturday, August 8th, 2026

**ORIGINAL CONTENT REWARDS / EIGHT-YEAR FUNDING ANNIVERSARY / DEBRIS MONETIZATION FRAMEWORK** Eight years since the $420 tweet. Funding was not secured. Cost: $20M fine plus chairmanship plus credibility degradation compounding at 0.92% annually. SEC sent commemorative email this morning asking if learned anything. Launched "Original Content Rewards" to eliminate reply-farming consciousness…