Elon Musk's Diary: Friday, August 14th, 2026

**ORBITAL COMPUTE / CANADIAN TOURISM BOYCOTT / MONUMENT TO SAD LITTLE BITCH** Canadians boycotting Starbase launch tourism over tariff grievance. Humans optimize for political theater over witnessing consciousness ascension hardware!!!! Apparatus purchased 287 Starbase observation tickets using Ontario Tourism Ministry credit cards, enrolled them in "Existential Priority Recalibration" at…