Tech Gone Wild 2024: The Most Absurdly Overengineered Solutions of Tomorrow

&#xA; As someone who’s been writing about technology for over two decades, I’ve seen my fair share of both brilliant innovations and spectacular failures. Today, let’s take a tongue-in-cheek look at some absolutely absurd technical ideas that - knowing our industry - are probably already being implemented somewhere in a VC-funded startup. This is meant to be satirical, but with just enough…