Wanted: Assassin. Pay: Mediocre.

What if you were scrolling through job listings, and you found one that said “Assassin/Assassination Assistants”? You’d think it was a sick joke. “Organization with rich and powerful history, but deeply in debt and facing decline with few prospects of improvement, seeks paid assassin willing to unquestioningly injure, maim and/or kill anyone and everyone as... The post Wanted: Assassin. Pay:…