THEM: Hello, this is CVS, pharmacist speaking. May I ask who’s calling?

THEM: Hello, this is CVS, pharmacist speaking. May I ask who&rsquo;s calling? ME: This is Scott Alexander. Scott Alexander is located at the desk in his bedroom. Scott Alexander&rsquo;s waking hours are between 5 AM and 9 PM on weekdays, and between… THEM: Excuse me, I don&rsquo;t understand. ME: I&rsquo;m playing a defect-defect equilibrium. For every minute you force me to sit through useless…