Hey, I think something wrong is happening at my house. I noticed there was a sapling in my yard where there wasn’t one before, so I went ahead and cut it down, right? I thought it was a prank or something! Like, some kids thought planting a tree in my yard would be funny, I dunno! Now, I can’t go outside without feeling like I’m being watched from the trees, there’s vines growing all over my house, and I swear I can see something moving in the woods! I’ve been cutting hacking away at the vines as they get to my windows, but I can’t keep living like this! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say they were trying to get in! What do I do?

Sometimes the Green gets a little quirky. Who hasn't? Maybe you got a little overzealous with weedkiller, or the stars were in a bad position. We do enough to nature that I'm surprised we only get calls like this a few times a year. Normally, you can sort of fend this off with some offerings, keeping an acorn in a leather pouch on your person, maybe keep some holly branches around. This seems like…