Not a disaster, but still would like a response ASAP, can you… redo a church grim? The thing is, I’m 90% sure the dog we buried for this was rabid, we received it as an anonymous donation, and, well, it sure protects the graveyard, but it’s also… well, acting rabid. It attacks literally any living thing that enters, people, birds, even bugs or worms. It’s also making sounds that I’m positive no canine, alive or dead, should be making. Will this require a whole new graveyard in a different spot?

Poor thing. This is why we don’t recommend you do this sort of thing anymore. It’s not really illegal, but we frown on it. Unfortunately this is going to have a pretty hefty cost. We’ll get you in touch with some witches experienced in this kind of public works project. They’re going to have to dig up enough graveyard dirt to disentangle the dog’s spirit from the yard. We’re talking weeks of work,…