Follow up - Never Eat This Soup

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences I'm pleased to announce that I did not eat the can of soup I mentioned in this post. The last two weeks I was down to just oatmeal and spaghetti due to poor planning on my part. The last 3 days I down to butter flavored table syrup and a few bowls of spaghetti with butter, salt, pepper and parsley flakes. In the…