Chad

A mouse. I named him Chad because I got up to take a piss and he snuck under the desk/dresser combo. He stayed there for like 30mins, and then shot out briefly, and snuck back in. I was shocked, but impressed. Chad has charged me several times. I wondered what name would be for a mouse that's as bold a fuck and that was "Chad". I bought mouse traps, but I doubt he'll take the bait. Chad seems to…