I’m not a ring guy, but…

I’m not a ring guy. My parents had to cajole me into getting a class ring back in high school, telling me that it would be something that I would later regret if I didn’t get one. So I got one, tried wearing it, and ended up hating the feeling of it always spinning ’ round my finger. And then I lost it in my bowling ball bag for like a year. I’ve got no idea where it is today. My next ring was my…