Poor Man’s Secret Rotation in Terraform

I can’t escape IAM user access keys. Every night, I have the same nightmare of asking a Ouija board how I’ll die. My fingers slowly move over the letter “AKIA.” They are everywhere, but I’ve done my best to promote, mandate, and migrate teams to IAM roles and other authentication methods. Nevertheless, there are still legacy applications and one-offs that require them. If you can’t kill them, you…