Stealing a 5th-century anemoscope

During my visit to the Celio Archaeological Museum in Rome , I was impressed by this Roman artifact from the 5th century AD. And I stole it. It's a stone disk with 16 faces carved on a pedestal, measuring approximately 60 x 150 cm. It was used to indicate wind directions, and as a good navigator, I was fascinated. I didn't steal it from the archaeological site—right in front of the Forma Urbis,…