<em>Incident Report</em> by Andrew Nesbitt

Andrew Nesbitt is a software engineer and package-management blogger who also writes excellent satire in the form of standardized industry documents, such as change logs and incident reports. I have discovered his fiction by way of Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM , a hilariously brilliant story of countless autonomous AI agents responding to a malefactor in the stupidest way possible, eventually…