A Plebeian’s Review of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a fantasy RPG in which you play as Ged Gerd Gerald Geralt, a super masculine generic-white-man protagonist who grumbles everything he says like Batman. Hopefully you like Geribald, because you don’t get to customize him in any way. You’ll control Gabriel from a third-person perspective, awkwardly hovering over his right shoulder as he trudges around wherever it is that…