I Bought a Fountain Pen

As a child, I absolutely hated using fountain pens. I'm left-handed and quite impatient (at least, at the time), so writing involved a lot of hand cramps, ink smudges all over the paper, and stains on the side of my hand. On the days that you were particularly unlucky, one of the ink cartridges would sponaneously erupt in your pen holder, turning all contents blue. To make matters worse: my…