The i App Cryptic Crossword S0244 by Phi

Difficulty rating (out of five): ⏳⏳ Actually, this probably wasn t as easy as ⏳⏳implies, but I rattled through it in next to no time, so I thought I d use the difficulty rating to show off the fact At least you can t accuse me of not being honest! Of course I missed the theme though [ ]