Hosting a Static Site in the Silliest Way Possible (Part 1)

Over the past several months, I've opened up to the idea of using ansible and kamal to manage VPSes where I host sites that I want to make accessible to the public. Now, I'm setting up a new service that includes a basic static site, where I need a way to easily share files with people. For other similar static sites, I've been using a shared host or my git forge's "pages" service.