A McSweeney's Short Imagined Monologue, written from the viewpoint of correlation murdering causation.

You guys. Remember McSweeney's ? Your undergraduates won't get why this Short Imagined Monologue, written by correlation, is absurd and funny, but maybe your graduate students will. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-correlation-heres-why-i-shot-causation-at-a-harvard-medical-school-conference