boot2kier

I can&rsquo;t remember exactly the joke I was making at the time in my work&rsquo;s slack instance (I&rsquo;m sure it wasn&rsquo;t particularly funny, though; and not even worth re-reading the thread to work out), but it wound up with me writing a UEFI binary for the punchline. Not to spoil the ending but it worked - no pesky kernel, no messing around with &ldquo;userland&rdquo;. I guess the only…