vriska serket wins a trophy labeled “#1 most molested homestuck character” and rose and dave are…

vriska serket wins a trophy labeled "#1 most molested homestuck character" and rose and dave are fist fighting on the floor for the 2nd place ribbon and like rose is definitely winning the strilonde twin fight by virtue of being the only one willing to draw blood but they both know that ribbon belongs to dave . and kanaya is there too in the runnerups but tbh she deserves 3rd place even tho shes…