How many spiders are in your home? (Part II)

This is part II, providing a justification for my previous post: How many spiders are in your home? I will now attempt to prove there is some very, very small realm of legitimacy to this function. For reference, the function: f ( x ) = 0.20 m ( x + t ) + 0.35 ( w ) W h e r e t h e d o m a i n i s a l l r e a l x ≥ - t a n d r a n g e i s a l l r e a l y ≥ 0 . L e t m = t o t a l s q u a r e m e t…