I Was Kidnapped by Deutsche Bahn and All I Got Was 1.50 EUR

If you live in Germany, you have been treated like livestock by Deutsche Bahn (DB). Almost all of my friends have a story: they traveled with DB, got thrown out in the middle of the night in some cow village, and had to wait hours for the next train. I have something better. I was kidnapped. December 24th, 2025. 15:30. Cologne Main Station, Platform 9 D-G. I am taking the RE5 (ID 28521) to my…