• School’s Back, Posture’s Dead, and Everyone’s Naming Their Kid Haaland

Back-to-school season hits different depending on who you ask. For the kids it’s pure chaos and new sneakers. For the parents it’s early alarms, supply lists, and emotional damage. For the teachers… it’s a whole other level of survival mode. This week we break down the annual back-to-school bloodbath from all three sides, then somehow end up talking about how sitting up straight at your desk is…