Bearblog Carnival: My favorite PHP function names

Heya! So, when i made the post announcing that i was hosting the bearblog carnival for this month a couple days back, i said I was gonna talk about my favorite PHP function names. So, here's that post! Now, before we get started, I want to talk about why I can even make a blogpost about this. Because, the reason I'm writing this is that much of php's early functions are named in very, very strange…