586. Christmas Smackdown Game! Part 1...

Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It’s chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press play, and listen to us argue, trash-talk, and pick winners like you're sitting on the couch with your…