Parish Turnip Reward Scheme

POSTED AT THE DOOR OF ALL HALLOWS CHURCH To the faithful of Middle Woe, In an effort to encourage good conduct amongst the parish, I have reluctantly agreed to introduce the Parish Turnip Reward Scheme. Parishioners may earn Turnip Stamps as follows: Attending Sunday Mass without heckling the priest – 2 Turnip Stamps Refraining from throwing turnips at the choir (however tempting) – 3 Turnip…