The Crime Chicken and the Crime Egg

I'm well aware that some of the takes about DC being a crime ridden den of iniquity are bait. But DC is currently in an overlapping state of people claiming that things are out of control, and therefore shampoo in the drug store has to be locked up. And therefore we need a teen curfew, and to restrict teens shopping in supermarkets. And therefore we need armed National Guard to patrol the streets…