Unfollowing you (joke) because I didn’t realize the guy who’s obsessed with Horse™ also liked Unicorn™ :( I was hoping you’d be more like me and obsess over Dragon™ instead. Big claws and chompahs and slitted irises and heatseeking behavior… but you just like Horse+™ more. Its not an issue of problematic branding on either, it just comes down to personal taste (coughdragonsarehotcough) (who said that)

Horse+™..... a dark shadow falls across my kind face..... eyes change colour.... UNICORNS AREN'T EVEN RELATED TO HORSES. TAXONOMICALLY SPEAKING A UNICORN AND A BLUE WHALE WOULD BE MORE RELATED THAN A UNICORN AND A HORSE. they're the swordfish of the forest. they're pure of heart and stabby of face. this is coming from the guy who pretended to be a dragon from ages 5 through to 10. sorry! I…