recently i started measuring everything in ribs

At first it was just height, like making sure the basketball hoop where I practice my windmill dunks sits at a relatively impressive twenty-four ribs, or pledging not to date anyone shorter than the national average of just over sixteen ribs tall. But lately I&rsquo;ve started using ribs to measure everything. When I bought my truck I made the dealer pinky promise it had horsepower equivalent to…