Eldest Daughter Seeks Someone To Lie To her Mother.

Can you call my mother? Can you lie to her? I would do it myself but she knows me inside out&mdash;she could have been a detective in another life, the way she used to catch my lies (sometimes still does) when I was younger. I hated it. I could never understand how she did it. I hated how she saw through me. I told her I scored an A+ but she did not buy it for one second. I told her I liked coming…