ABC08a – Heroism on a schedule that works best for the hero

Warning: uh, I wrote this while high. This is post #8 of my homebrew writing challenge, in which I aim to write a daily post (of at least 500 words) throughout April. It's April 9 when I write this; I missed a day. I could say that I wrote a couple posts since entry #7, or that I had been busy with friends, but I'm just going to own it and continue. In past writing challenges (e.g., Nanowrimo when…