Just Fucking Use Go

Hey, dipshit. You know what compiles in two seconds, deploys as a single binary, and doesn&#x27;t shit itself when a transitive dependency gets yanked from npm at 3am? Go. The same way HTML has been sitting there since the dawn of the goddamn internet waiting for you to stop overcomplicating the frontend, Go has been sitting there for over a decade waiting for you to stop overcomplicating the…