I'm To Bored To Give This A Proper Title

Today was going smoothly. Applying for jobs, more interviews lined up, another one tomorrow. Then I saw it. The greatest art of 2026. Whale semen. On TikTok. It exists and I saw it and I can't unknow that. Then I learned about a planetary phenomenon called Conjunction. The planets appear side by side because they cross the exact same longitude in the evening sky — in this case, Venus and Jupiter.…